Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Fingers In My Cake

 Holding court one night with few friends drinking, talking shit. When the questions started why men do this,why dont they that, and the number 1 question women always ask...Why why why do men cheat? Then one of my friend's girlfriend asked this question ;why does a man drop a woman if she's cheatin on him?  I thought for a minute....and came up with this. I called it "fingers in my cake" Here's how it goes; you take your favorite cake ,say junior's cheese cake, chocolate cake, strawberry short cake or Cakeman Raven red velvet cake. Now you purchased that cake and bought it home, you take a slice of cake, and put it in the fridge, so now anytime you want it you can stick your fingers into that cake. Now the next two night you take a slice. Now two weeks go by you dont want any cake. Then one night you come home take your cake out to eat and you notice "fingers in your cake"and their not yours, now what would you do? Most of us would throw that cake away because someone else stuck their "fingers in your cake" you don't want that cake anymore . I said this is the reason that I see why guys will kick a women to the curb, because someone else has been were they've been ,and men can't stand that!!!  There was silent in the room for a few minutes, then I asked them if they understood what...... Imjussaying.                            

7 comments:

  1. So I get the concept, makes a whole Lot of sense BUT why is it that when someone cough's, sneeze's, or spits all over our(women's) cake a man will either want u to act like it didn't happen or "baby don't eat the top or just eat around it" I know this world always has double standard when it comes to this but I don't want to eat a piece of tainted cake just as much as a man doesn't...

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  2. Just wash that cake off boo, take away the germs n forget it happened........lmaoooooo.

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  3. LMAO Smooth L...depends how good the "cakes" is...boo

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  4. Sometimes the cake is so good, you can't - no matter how hard you try, not take another slice again. Some men get over it, most don't. Most women get over it, some don't. That's life.

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  5. That's the most dbl standardest shit I've ever heard. Like if a female step out on her man she a slut a hoe and everything else. Yet a dude go stick his Dick in everyone elses cake and hes the man. Hmmm

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  6. Fam you hit that right on the Bullseye.....DON'T FINGER MY CAKE.....!

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  7. Like kids do when they drop candy on the floor, just kiss that slice of cake up to God. But does the 5-second rule apply here? Lol.

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